Here is the dreaded, horrifically long survey thing that one of my friends were kind enough to pass along.

 
What's your full name?   Danielle N. Kalkofen  (sorry, no middle name folks!)
Heritage?  Last time I checked.....part:  English, German, Welsh, Scottish, and Italian.
Nickname? Jedi, HairStick Ninja, Pikachu, Weirdo....etc. etc.
Gender?  Unless there is something I don't know....female.

What color is your hair?  Auburn (naturally)....bright red (dyed).

What color are your eyes?  Grey.
Height?  5' 5''
Birthday? October 10, 1205
Sign? Libra.....some descriptions of my sign fit me, but I think astrology is bogus.
Where do you live? The Ruins Plateau on Jarrat.
Where were you born? Out in the good old Northern Midwest, a few hours from Chicago.
Have you ever been in love? Yeah....  :-)
What are you favorite colors? I love purple, magenta, fuschia, green, blue, black......okay just about every color 'cept yellow and  white and some shades of orange.
Do you have any piercings? Just the customary ear lobe piercings.  I want more ear piercings but I'm told they hurt the further up the lobe you go (and I have a very low tolerance for pain).
Where do you shop the most? Any craft/art stores, bookstores, decorating stores, jewelry stores, and unique clothing stores.
Favorite Magazine?  Discover, National Geographic, Scientific American, and Jewerly and Art Catalogs!
Do you smoke? No.....the smoke makes me sick.
Do you do drugs?  If that includes caffeine, then I guess I am guilty as charged.....I think it replaced my blood a long time ago.
What kind of music do you like? Just about everything 'cept for rap and country.  I really love Classical and New Age.
What kind of makeup do you use?  Uh...I don't use makeup very often (its apparent when I try to dress up)  To much of a hassle.  But when I do, its cheap stuff like Revlon or Jane or Maybelline.
What kind of shampoo and conditioner?  Uh...moisturizing herbal blends.
What's the length of your hair? *Very*  long....most people don't know cause its always crammed into a hairstick bun.
Do people like to play with your hair? My friends and family members do....most people just repeatedly comment on how beautiful my hair is which scares me sometimes (are they planning to scalp me?).
Do you like to shop?  YES!!!!!!   Its even better with friends and my Mom!
Do you like thunderstorms?  YES!!!!!  Its one of the coolest "nature shows!"
What sports do you play? I am not terribly well coordinated but I like (and may be good at) badmitten, hatha yoga, equestrian sports, and hiking.   I like ice skating but I don't have much experience with it.
What are you the most scared of?  Pain for starters (which includes a lot).  Going blind--the visual world means so much to me.  Losing loved ones and saying goodbye to friends and family.  Being less than perfect (yes, I am a perfectionist).
If you were going to kill someone, how would you do it?  Hmmm....good question.  I think I would play mental games and get them to kill themselves like Iago in Othello.
Whats your favorite animal? Horses (Andulsian and Arabians and Morgans) and dolphins (Bottle Nose) and Leatherback Sea Turtles (they are sooo cute!).
What do you do for fun?  Draw, paint, read, bug people, talk a walk, listen to music....I'm easy to entertain.
What's your favorite food? Chocolate, Mochas, Godiva Essence of Cinnamon Chocolates, Chick-fil-A, Chicken Tetrazinni, Spaghetti O's (with franks), chineese, shrimp, Flavor Blasted White Cheddar Goldfish (yummy!!).....okay, I like to eat just about everything!
Righty, Lefty, or Ambidextrous? I eat, write and paint with my left hand.  I use a mouse and scissors with my right hand.
Do you think you are attractive? I dunno.
Do you sleep on your stomach, side, or back?  Side.
Do you sleep with stuffed animals?  Yes...poor Big Bear has become a well worn body pillow....
Do you sleep with lights on or off? Off.
What perfumes do you wear?  Uhh....I use perfumed lotions and I use a variety of herbal oil blends.
Have you ever kissed someone of the opposite sex? Yes.
What brand of shoes do you wear? I don't follow brands....its a waste of money...plus most brands don't fit anyway.
What kind of PJs do you wear?  Satin...that's all you get to know....  ;-)
What's your favorite soda? If I had to drink soda, its Coke.  There is a definite difference between Coke and Pepsi (Pepsi is too sweet)!!!  But otherwise you will find me with an intravenous supply of pulp-less orange juice connected to me.
Describe yourself.  Hmmm....okay.  I'm shy and stand-offish (that's what I have been told) at first until I get to know someone. Then they become sorry because I morph into my outgoing, loyal, weirdo self.  I consider myself to be serious at most times, but extremely playful at the most spontaneous times and to have a slightly dark sense of humor (probably due to a pinch of cynicism and pessimism).  If you are my friend you know it because I bug the heck out of you.  :-)
Do you like to drive?  Not really.
What kind of car do you want/have? I have a car but I want a hybrid car!!
If you had three wishes what would they be? 1) That I am alive the next day (and hopefully for infinite more days after that).  2) To have friends, family, and hopefully a love to travel with me through life.  3) To have the ability to know anything in and out at an instant.
Where do you see yourself in 10 years?  Probably still in Grad School getting my PhD.
Who do you wanna marry?  I'm not sure.  I guess the best way to describe the guy I want to end up with is to imagine the stereotypical gay male and then make him straight.
If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?  To improve my self-confidence.
Who do you really hate? Uh...I generally don't hate people but there are exceptions (like people who toy with my feelings or go out of their way to make me feel low).
Do you like jewelry? YES!!!!!!!!  I love dangly earrings, rings, ear cuffs, necklaces----anything unique.  I've got so much I don't have anywhere to put it all!
Would you rather be short or tall?  I wish I was just a few inches taller like maybe 5' 8".
Do you have a big nose...or anything?  I am sad to say that I have childbearing hips (that's good) which means I have the butt to cover them (that's bad).  (:-(
What's your favorite subject in school?  Biology, Chemistry, Art and Creative Writing.
Do you sleep a lot?  Yes. I think I need an average of 10 hrs to feel rested.  That does not happen though......
Are you a night or morning person? Definitely night.  Let to my own devices on vacation, I'm up till 2:00 am and sleep till 12:00 pm.  This is bad though cause unfortunately my college likes to give morning classes!
Do you get along with your parents? Yes.  My Mom is my best friend.
What do you wanna be when your out of college or whatever? Right now I want to be a Medicinal Geneticist Researcher trying to find the cure or improve treatments for cancer, Parkinson's or other genetic diseases.  I also want to research the genetic causes of aging and maybe find the biological fountain of youth.
Are you ticklish?  Yes.  Very.
What's your favorite flower?  Orchids and Star Gazer Lilies.
What does your room look like? Its crammed with furniture for starters.  It has an Indian (like the country), earthy, celestial theme with lots of plants and candles.
Do you believe in God? I believe in Nature.  If God created Nature, then I suppose I believe in God too.  But I believe what I can see and witness.  Like Frank Lloyd Wright said:  "I believe in God, only I spell it 'Nature.'"
Do you believe there is one person who is meant to be with another? Romantically. yes.  Realistically, no.  Relationships take work to maintain and without effort even those who were meant to be together fall apart.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Not sure.
What turns you on?  Tall, muscular guys with long hair, gorgeous smiles, and beautiful eyes.  I have a fetish for pointed ears too....  8 )
What's your favorite fruit?  Orange Juice.  Okay, its not a fruit but its made from one!
What's your favorite vegetable? Broccoli, cauliflower, CORN, carrots, potatoes, wax beans, bean sprouts, bamboo shoots, water chestnuts, etc. etc.
Are you tired often?  Yes.
 

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